I am dog isekai lawyer chapter 1 part 2 of 2

n the meantime, over in another universe where the laws were enforced with the use of a system installed in every individual in the universe, another unfortunate lawyer unloaded his pent up frustrations on a very considerate friend,who also happened to be his recent system-assigned client. "Ohhhhmahguuuh,lista,do you know what this document meaaaans?" ken Farrier's voice ended on a high note,punctuated by shrieking sobs loosed as he buried his damp cheeks in Alistair Montague's shoulder, unreservedly unleashing a rain of fists against Alistair's upper back. "As if that weren't bad enough, you somehow got yourself in trouble and now You're stuck with me as your trial lawyer. What bullshit is this, being sued for embezzling from the widows and orphans fund your own family oversees?"

"Oh,that," Alistair nodded as he frowned. "I had a feeling that would come through soon,but how did you get assigned to it? That's an outrageously clear conflict of interest." <<Incorrect assumption: the system shows no conflict of interest found, if anything, the assigned lawyer is more likely to be very interested in exonerating the defendant. Additional note: lawyer Ken has one quest left before demotion and removal from level C city privileges. If this quest fails, lawyer ken will be forcibly moved to the nearest level D city. Additionally,if lawyer Ken fails,plaintiff's family will be stripped of all rights and demoted to level G citizens. However,in the impossible case of lawyer ken's successful defense of Alistair, lawyer ken's system rating will be reset to 0 and be reinstated as a level A citizen,based on his birthright rather than his job skull level.>>hearing and seeing the system's message regarding Alistair's case,ken visibly wilted, climbing in his friend's lap to continue sobbing uncontrollably. "We're doomed,old friend. You should abandon me while you still have status  have your parents pull strings, whatever you can do to get away from this damned curse of mine. Speaking of! I called you earlier to share a document i found while looking for laws in my parents law books for your case. Turns out i WAS supposed to be a pastry chef as I thought! My rating as a pastry chef was even triple S, that's unheard of! My lawyer rating has been at D+ level since it was assigned by the system, and there have been no quests i could complete to raise the rating. My parents got around the system assignment process by calling in these heritage rules, look. All because my great great grandfather raised his job level to triple ZS. It's too bad i got none of his talent for it. I'm too soft. I need to learn to be ruthless. I just know I can do it for you! I'll win this bullshit case and countersue! Unless your parents can get you a real lawyer who can save you. You don't deserve this mess, Alistair." Ken curled up against his best friend, huddling under a blanket as he slowly drifted to sleep with tears drying on his cheeks  Alistair was suddenly startled by a sudden snore erupting from his congested and damp friend, scooped the underweight and no-doubt-stubbornly-starving friend, gently and calmly placing him in his bed before gentlyt ucking the covers around the young man, patting his head as he turned to leave the room. His phone suddenly rang, the lyrics of an old favorite ringtone claiming the singer to be"white and nerdy," blasting from his pocket. Quickly answering,Alistair muttered "yea?" Into his handset, holding it up to his mouth like he was eating a piece of pizza. A youthful young man whined from the handset, asking his big brother to take him to school because he was late again. "No problem. I'll be there in ten, make sure you have breakfast too." Hanging up, Alistair shoved the phone into his back pocket, snagged Ken's apartment keys to lock up behind himself, not that Ken's neighbors would do anything worse than sneak snacks into his cupboards or magically find fresh milk in his fridge.

<<Beeep beep beep- host must awaken to avoid missing the first day of trial in Alistair vs kimbowlcut trial. Beeeep, wake up wakeUp mr. Farrier cease thine slumber immediately.>> Ben was startled into wakefulness by a sudden andoud blaring echoing from what he perceived as his brain. Deeply confused, ben rubbed his eyes to scrub a crusted layer of dried tears that seemed intent on keeping his eyes glued shut. Finally opening his eyes,he struggled to focus on bright red and yellow warnings flashing on either side of his peripheral vision. Blinking rapidly,he finally recovered the words, which matched the loudly yelling voice "ok I'm awake,pipe down strange voice. What the friggity fraggity fucktoad is going on?"

I am dog isekai lawyer chapter 1 part 1 of 2

 # body swapping? In May???

-Ben

Ben's recent case, proving yet another scumbag innocent when the womanizing CEO of Openly Profiting From Your Oppression, Incorporated,a fortune500 company specializing in foreclosures on orphaned adolescents, whose wife"mysteriously" disappeared before turning up washed ashore the beachfront property his company had foreclosed on the week prior,left a particularly bad flavor in his mouth because mr Yayger, the aforementioned scum CEO, ended up being the orphan's step father through a series of ridiculous circumstances starting with yYayger's first wife who had similarly 2ashed ashore the Very same property three years prior and left her son orphaned,but entrusted to her recently wedded husband who had signed the prenup she snuck into their paperwork, agreeing to take responsibility for all persona and properties associated with her dead first husband,who she married on his 80th birthday and accidentally killed by helping him celebrate with a few too many little blue pills she managed to get pregnant and gave birth shortly before she and Yayger married, fitting perfectly into her 50 million dollar diamond-encrusted wedding dress just in time for the wedding included in the prenup was the entirety of Mrs Yayger's first husband's fortune and inheritance,her first husband being the original founder of the previously described foreclosure business. Mr. Yayger had been the former husband's best friend and business partner, sitting as the CFO before taking over after his new wife's death.young Timmy lost both parents before his first birthday, and lost his only home shortly after losing his mother, then was wedged into his step father's life because of the prenup that dictated Timmy Yayger was to be protected, cherished, and raised by a scum of a man. Foisting the poor child on Rich Yayger was Ben's retaliation for being forced to accept that scumbagcs case. Ben's moms were unmatched and undefeated lawyer parents who started their own law firm using the winnings from their very first, high-profile case,which brought down the unreasonably protected former crime boss of an underground fighting club that profited from the drug-addicted patrons frequenting the matches held at a local zoo in its lion enclosure. The case set them as paragons of legal justice and brilliant, beautiful ladies with perfect manners and no lack of love interests,which they publicly shunned in a highly visible manner by throwing the wedding of the century to marry each other. Their law firm's acting manager was a former live interest of ben's moms, he'd dated both simultaneously, which is how they met, so they would joke with him that they owed him a debt for cheating on both of them, because they were able to meet their soulmate with his help. Manager ex would always politely laugh and then seethe for the rest of the day after hearing the joke again, and his bitterness overflowed into the gaslighting he shined on their oldest son,young Ben Farrier,a beautiful man and as equally a brilliant lawyer as his moms, convincing the dang brat that he had to take these cases to help the moms' company grow and succeed, and if he didn't take the cases,his moms would end up destitute because the whole world knew they could get anyone out of jail,even if they shot the president, and they'd be sued for deliberately sabotaging the scumbags. Ben recognized the bullshit Mitch Peppermint, the law firm's acting manager,was spewing as the utter bs it was,but also wasn't entirely sure of the level of truth in his lies, so kept pushing through just one more case, drowning his misery in delicious wines each evening as he soaked his frustrations away in a soothing jet-powered Jacuzzi filled with warm bubbles. Tonight,after Mr. Yayger presented him with tonight's wine in celebration of winning the case, convincing the jury that he cherished his foisted upon step son and would of course never dream of foreclosing on the poor orphan, and definitely,totally, absolutely,had nothing to do with his late wife's sudden and unexpected death, Ben immediately dashed home, ignoring every request to go somewhere more private to celebrate. As big a scum as Yayger was,ben knew anyone caught in his seduction games was either looking for a quick buck or madly in love since he was neither,he mainly felt nauseated and furiously sick at the man's proposition. Tossing and turning after finally settling into his pillow topped bedding,ben mentally recited by laws from his college days, before finally calming down enough to finally fall asleep.

In the meantime, over in another universe where the laws were enforced with the use of a system