# body swapping? In May???
-Ben
Ben's recent case, proving yet another scumbag innocent when the womanizing CEO of Openly Profiting From Your Oppression, Incorporated,a fortune500 company specializing in foreclosures on orphaned adolescents, whose wife"mysteriously" disappeared before turning up washed ashore the beachfront property his company had foreclosed on the week prior,left a particularly bad flavor in his mouth because mr Yayger, the aforementioned scum CEO, ended up being the orphan's step father through a series of ridiculous circumstances starting with yYayger's first wife who had similarly 2ashed ashore the Very same property three years prior and left her son orphaned,but entrusted to her recently wedded husband who had signed the prenup she snuck into their paperwork, agreeing to take responsibility for all persona and properties associated with her dead first husband,who she married on his 80th birthday and accidentally killed by helping him celebrate with a few too many little blue pills she managed to get pregnant and gave birth shortly before she and Yayger married, fitting perfectly into her 50 million dollar diamond-encrusted wedding dress just in time for the wedding included in the prenup was the entirety of Mrs Yayger's first husband's fortune and inheritance,her first husband being the original founder of the previously described foreclosure business. Mr. Yayger had been the former husband's best friend and business partner, sitting as the CFO before taking over after his new wife's death.young Timmy lost both parents before his first birthday, and lost his only home shortly after losing his mother, then was wedged into his step father's life because of the prenup that dictated Timmy Yayger was to be protected, cherished, and raised by a scum of a man. Foisting the poor child on Rich Yayger was Ben's retaliation for being forced to accept that scumbagcs case. Ben's moms were unmatched and undefeated lawyer parents who started their own law firm using the winnings from their very first, high-profile case,which brought down the unreasonably protected former crime boss of an underground fighting club that profited from the drug-addicted patrons frequenting the matches held at a local zoo in its lion enclosure. The case set them as paragons of legal justice and brilliant, beautiful ladies with perfect manners and no lack of love interests,which they publicly shunned in a highly visible manner by throwing the wedding of the century to marry each other. Their law firm's acting manager was a former live interest of ben's moms, he'd dated both simultaneously, which is how they met, so they would joke with him that they owed him a debt for cheating on both of them, because they were able to meet their soulmate with his help. Manager ex would always politely laugh and then seethe for the rest of the day after hearing the joke again, and his bitterness overflowed into the gaslighting he shined on their oldest son,young Ben Farrier,a beautiful man and as equally a brilliant lawyer as his moms, convincing the dang brat that he had to take these cases to help the moms' company grow and succeed, and if he didn't take the cases,his moms would end up destitute because the whole world knew they could get anyone out of jail,even if they shot the president, and they'd be sued for deliberately sabotaging the scumbags. Ben recognized the bullshit Mitch Peppermint, the law firm's acting manager,was spewing as the utter bs it was,but also wasn't entirely sure of the level of truth in his lies, so kept pushing through just one more case, drowning his misery in delicious wines each evening as he soaked his frustrations away in a soothing jet-powered Jacuzzi filled with warm bubbles. Tonight,after Mr. Yayger presented him with tonight's wine in celebration of winning the case, convincing the jury that he cherished his foisted upon step son and would of course never dream of foreclosing on the poor orphan, and definitely,totally, absolutely,had nothing to do with his late wife's sudden and unexpected death, Ben immediately dashed home, ignoring every request to go somewhere more private to celebrate. As big a scum as Yayger was,ben knew anyone caught in his seduction games was either looking for a quick buck or madly in love since he was neither,he mainly felt nauseated and furiously sick at the man's proposition. Tossing and turning after finally settling into his pillow topped bedding,ben mentally recited by laws from his college days, before finally calming down enough to finally fall asleep.
In the meantime, over in another universe where the laws were enforced with the use of a system
